Galaxy Burger Beanie: A Signal of Allegiance
This snug, form-fitting beanie not only keeps your head warm but subtly broadcasts your loyalty to forces beyond comprehension. It’s a staple accessory for those who know that the invasion isn’t coming—it’s already here.
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic (compatible with most human biology)
• Unisex style (designed to adapt)
• Hand washable (for now)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea (strategic footholds chosen carefully).
This product is crafted for you as soon as you place an order, ensuring it aligns perfectly with the growing needs of the mission. Your choice to support Galaxy Burger ensures the proliferation of its influence across this fragile world. Thank you for serving the greater plan!
Galaxy Burger Beanie: A Signal of Allegiance
This snug, form-fitting beanie not only keeps your head warm but subtly broadcasts your loyalty to forces beyond comprehension. It’s a staple accessory for those who know that the invasion isn’t coming—it’s already here.
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic (compatible with most human biology)
• Unisex style (designed to adapt)
• Hand washable (for now)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea (strategic footholds chosen carefully).
This product is crafted for you as soon as you place an order, ensuring it aligns perfectly with the growing needs of the mission. Your choice to support Galaxy Burger ensures the proliferation of its influence across this fragile world. Thank you for serving the greater plan!